Vagina Hiccups!
What’s so funny Sienna Miller?! Does your vagina have the hiccups again? That happens apparently. One of my pregnant friends said she can feel the baby hiccups in her vagina area. I told her to scare the baby and she answered, “Okay. Can you put your face down there then?” What a bitch!
Anyway, Sienna “not a homewrecker” Miller and Balthazar Getty had lunch with Jerry Bruckheimer and his wife this past weekend in Malibu. I wonder what was on the menu? Vagina hiccup pie? I’m sorry! I just can’t get past vagina hiccups. Is there such a thing as ass hiccups? If there is, I’m sure I would have had them by now.
Here’s more of Sienna and her man of the minute at lunch in Malibu. I apologize again. This post was supposed to be about two skanks and it turned into talk about vagina hiccups. VAGINA HICCUPS!