Tommy Lee Can’t Give Up Meat

August 11, 2008 / Posted by:

It would be pretty difficult for Tommy Lee to give up meat when he looks at a delicious, juicy tube steak every day. Tommy recently tried to become a vegetarian after he got back together with Pamela for the ten millionth time. It didn’t really work out for him.

He said,”There’s been two times now, where I’ve driven by In-N-Out (burger chain) and I’m like, `Pull the damn car over, I need a triple-triple (burger), dude.‘”

Why did he have to say those beautiful words?! In-N-Out is main reason why I could never become a vegetarian! Every since I declared my undying love for their pieces of heaven in a bun, meanie readers have sent me pictures of themselves devouring double-doubles whole. Taunting me! Well, you know what West Coasters? You may have the food of the gods, but us East Coasters have….um…we…have…Cluck-U-Chicken? Okay, you guys win.

You know, I’ve always wondered why strict-vegan Pamela always goes back to The Meat aka Tommy Lee. Well, I know WHY she goes back to him, but I would think that the “meat eating” thing is a deal breaker for her.

I’ve heard that some vegans will only do other vegans, because meat eaters smell gross. I personally don’t give an eff if I smell like Wonky McValtrex’s smegma as long as I get to eat a delicious cheeseburger! And I’d totally eff with a vegan. I’m an equal opportunity slut. Shit, doing a vegan might be better for my health.


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