Lynne Spears has made it “Through the Storm” thanks to a little help from the millions of dollars she’s received from whoring out her kids. Lynne has put her parenting tips into a little book which is due out next week. Whoever buys this book should automatically get a visit from Child Protective Services. Taking parenting advice from Lynne Spears is like….well….like taking parenting advice from Lynne Spears. White Oprah should have been Lynne’s co-author.
And that cover looks like a still from a Massengill commercial from the 80s. I used to be obsessed with those commercials when I was little. “I have to ask you something really personal….”
VIA Allie Is Wired