This Is Terrifying

August 11, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

I just watched this video in its entirety, so I may sound more brain dead than usual. Tori and Dean made a music video for their reality show on Oxygen. Yes, music. Yes, Tori sings. It’s not really singing. It’s more like the sound of a baby ostrich choking on broken glass.

In the video, Tori and Dean dress up as a bunch of famous couples including Lucy & Desi, Courtney & Kurt, and Sonny & Cher. It’s fucking murder to the ears and the eyes! It’s seriously a horror show. This shit can be released as the next SAW movie. As is.

On a positive note, I’m going to make this video work for me. The next time I have people over and they refuse to fucking leave. I will whip out this little piece of hell and watch them scatter like roaches for the front door.

VIA Best Week Ever

Tags: Hold Me, Tori Spelling, Truly Awful Music

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