Panatroll’s Daddy Arrested
Do any of these twats in Hollywood have semi-normal parents? Hayden Panatroll’s daddy, Alan, was arrested this morning for allegedly hitting on her mom. He is no Hero. Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
TMZ reports that Alan and his wife, Lesley, were at a party with their daughter earlier in the night. At the party, Alan became jealous after he saw Lesley talking to some bitch. He felt she was “disrespecting” him. Does Alan think he’s in “Sleeping with the Enemy” or some shit? Fuck. I can’t stand that shit. I had a boyfriend who would yell at my ass for even talking to trees (which happens often when I’m drunk).
Alan and Lesley’s fight continued at home where he allegedly slapped her. The police were called and he was arrested at around 3am. He’s currently being held on $50,000 bail.
Alan gives me that “I’ll tickle your genitals while lying to your face” vibe. And he probably freaks out at Hayden’s mom when all the canned goods in the kitchen cupboard aren’t facing forward.