File this under: Somebody give this skank a brownie and sit her down. Brooke Hogan posted two fake mug shots on her MySpace this past weekend. One had her holding a sign that says “Id RaThr B wiTH mY Br0thR 18.” And the other one says “Thnk U 4 Lettn Me B MahSelf.” Brooke gets an F in Brit Brit-talk. She shoudn’t try it. And a sign that says “PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME” would have been better.
Brooke is asking to be thrown into jail with her brother. Somebody please grant her this wish! I know it’s a men’s prison, but if you pat her down, I’m sure you’ll find a set of testicles!
After the fake mug shots were posted all over the internet, Brooke posted a blog on her MySpace calling everyone HATERS.
LOL poor press and clingy gossip lovers….
It’s so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day…LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people………or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? 🙂 Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of…um…. don’t you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!
Love Always, Brooke
Do you hear that? uR JELis CUZ u dont undurrstand!
And Brooke, please don’t shave your eyebrows. The cholas don’t want you!