I woke up this morning and my first thought was “I wonder what Katie is wearing on her legs today?” No fucking joke. You know what? This is what Tommy Girl wants! I’m slowly becoming obsessed with her jeans. They are hypnotizing me. If I start craving barley and saying “glib” a lot, then I know I’m doomed.
She totally threw me off today. Black jeans? They look like JcPenney’s version of skinny jeans. Skinny jeans for soccer moms. I’m hoping she’s going to really throw me the fuck out of my chair tomorrow by wearing aqua acid washed overalls. I fucking hope!