It’s Time To Let Go Of The Weave

August 10, 2008 / Posted by:

How long is Brit Brit’s real hair? Does she even have real hair? Maybe she only has two little hairs holding on to her scalp for dear life. The weave whores just superglue My Little Pony’s tail directly onto her head. Shit, maybe her scalp grows fake hair.

I want to know what’s hiding underneath that polyester mess. I bet the secret recipe for Starbucks’ Frapp is tattooed on her head.

That being said, at least the weave looks sort of clean. I don’t see Cheeto bits stuck in it, so she’s doing alright.

Here’s Brit Brit buying more clothes yesterday with her hot bodyguard. He’s wearing too many clothes though. Brit Brit should make him wear a thong made out of Cheetos.

And she’s wearing her son’s names on her necklace, but isn’t it SEAN and not PRESTON? Hey, at least she got one of his names right. You know she really wanted to wear her other necklace with the names Chester and Frapp on it.

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