Bernann McKinney IS Joyce McKinney

August 10, 2008 / Posted by:

The crazy dog cloning lady is the crazy Mormon man rapist! The other day I posted the long and scandalous tale of Joyce McKinney, a woman who kidnapped her Mormon lover and forced him to do sexy times with him. She also did a bunch of other crazy shit like pretend to be a deaf mute mime.

Many people came forward claiming Joyce McKinney is the same woman as Bernann McKinney, the crazy lady who paid South Korean scientists $50,000 to clone her dead dog Booger.

The whole saga is way too long to repeat again, so click here if you have no idea what in aqua hell I’m talking about.

Well, Bernann McKinney admitted to the Associated Press that she is Joyce McKinney! I knew it! You could see the crazy in her eyes then and you can still see it now! Bernann (or Joyce) was never brought to justice in the UK for allegedly kidnapping and doing mean sexy times to her ex-lover.

She said she only went public about cloning her dead dog Booger, because she thought people would be able to forget the past. She said, ‘‘I thought people would be honest enough to see me as a person who was trying to do something good and not as a celebrity. My mother always taught me, ‘Say something good or say nothing at all.’ ‘I think I gave people too much credit.” WTF?! She is a fugitive of the law!

Unfortunately, London police said they are not pursuing the case. They said that shit is old and they’ve moved on. Bernann denies that she ever forced sex upon her ex-lover, ”I didn’t rape no 300-pound man. He was built like a Green Bay Packer.” Yes, but a woman with crazy running through her veins can easily take on a big man! Especially when he’s handcuffed to a bed! Mink-handcuffs, but still handcuffed!

Bernann went on to say that she isn’t Joyce McKinney anymore, that woman has been gone for a long time. ”It’s taken years of therapy to get past this. We go to church and serve the Lord and try to lead good lives and do good things.’‘ Dear Bernann, reading “Chicken Soup for the Soul” does not count as therapy! Sorry to tell you that.

Besides, the whole Mormon kidnapping thing, Bernann also has charges against her for threatening a woman in 2003, writing bad checks, assaulting a public official and an animal cruelty charge for not taking care of a horse properly. That charge was later dropped.

Somebody needs to call Annemarie Lucas from “Animal Precinct” to get her to save those cloned puppies! You know Bernann is thinking of turning them into fur handcuffs for her Mormon lover.

The husband of the woman Bernann threatened a few years ago, said he recognized her almost immediately. “She’s ugly as sin now. But, sure enough, that’s her.”

When is Tyra Banks going to have this woman on her show?! Oprah wouldn’t understand Bernann’s crazy the way Ty Ty would.

I really hope someone is working on a Lifetime movie version of Bernann’s life. This shit was made for the small screen! Brit Brit can play Joyce McKinney and Delta Burke can play Bernann McKinney.

And in case you missed it, here’s crazy in action:

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