What Does Chupa Eat?

August 9, 2008 / Posted by:

If you haven’t yet seen the 30-minute preview for Rachel Zoe’s reality show on Bravo, you should try and catch that shit. I think they’re pretty much re-running it every hour on the hour. I never knew Chupa’s husband was so…..creepy. He might not be gay, but his hair surely is. He looks like Chupa created him out of pubic hair from a homo, candle wax and Ken Doll parts.

Anyway, Chupa is doing press for her shit show and she was asked what she eats all day. She told Harper’s Bazaar (via P6), “It’s not that I don’t eat. I eat.” When asked what she has for lunch, she answered, “Truth? I don’t. I’m not a lady who lunches; it’s a lull in the day.” She went on to say, “When I’m on downtime like on vacation . . . I take care of myself. But when it’s me working on my own, it’s 7 p.m. and I’ve had coffee and a grapefruit.” Hmmm….

Chupa eats! She just doesn’t want to admit what she eats. She feasts on pills, small woodland creatures, children’s hair and virgin’s blood. You know, the Trollsen diet!

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