What’s Wrong With Just Using Your Hand?

August 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Some bitches will seriously fuck anything. This dude is one of them. A 41-year-old man was hanging out in Hong Kong’s LanTian Park in the middle of the night when he got the urge to get sexy with a steel bench. I don’t know why? That bench is tore up. It’s used and abused. I could see if it was a sexy bench.

Anyway, the dude stuck his little peen into one of the bench’s hole and started hitting it from the back. I hope he at least kissed the bench. Romanced it a little. As he started getting into that shit, his little peen started to grow, and well, it got stuck. Damn! That bench has a tight coochie for being such a dirty slut.

He started freaking out, so he used his cell to call the police. After the police arrived and probably shit themselves from laughing so hard, doctors showed up to try and get his dick out. They couldn’t, so they cut the bench free and they all went back to the hospital for COCKtails. 4 hours later, the doctors were able to get his dick out. They said if it would have been stuck for an hour longer, they would’ve had to pull a Lorena Bobbitt on that shit.

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing. The fact that this dude did fuckey fuckey times with a bench, or the fact that his dick was able to fit in one of those little holes. Dude needs to call it a day. And that bench needs to stop being such a skank!


Thanks Lolo

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