The Enquirer Was Right!

August 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Some political bitch who goes by the name of John Edwards admitted that he lied about cheating on his wife with a former campaign staffer. The National Enquirer broke the story last October. See! They get shit right, sometimes! Okay, just this once.

When the story came out, John said it was all lies. He denied the story over and over again.

In an interview which airs tonight on ABC’s “Dateline,” John admits to boning Rielle Hunter. He said he never loved her. I see what he’s doing there. Since he doesn’t love her, it’s not really considered cheating. It’s just two genitals dancing together. Totally platonic.

John also said he told Rielle that his wife’s cancer was in remission before they did secret sexy times together.

Rielle claims John is the father of her baby, born in February of this year. John denies it and said the timing just doesn’t add up. Somebody tell Maury to wait in the wings! We might need him in a bit.

John denied ever paying Rielle to keep her mouth shut, but he did say it’s possible some of his friends did without his knowledge. That’s just fucking laughable! That’s like me saying, “I didn’t smoke weed tonight, but it’s possible that my friends put the bong in my mouth while I was sleeping.”

Click here to see blurry pictures of John’s supposed secret love child. Why is Mark Harmon holding that baby?

With all that being said, I’d hit it and let his “friends” pay me to keep my mouth shut.

Source: TMZ

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