The Empress Of Lucite Almost Died!

August 8, 2008 / Posted by:

No, not really. Shauna Sand is perfect. She doesn’t die. She’s immortal! When all of us are gone, the only things that will remain on this planet are Pop Rocks and the elegant creature known as The Empress of Lucite.

Shauna and her trick, we’ll call him MK’s Rival for now, were involved in a minor car accident in Beverly Hills yesterday. It’s obvious what happened. The other driver was blinded by Shauna’s beauty and he lost control of the car, slamming into her. Shauna, please stay inside! Your beauty is a danger to us all! The world isn’t equipped to handle it!

Shauna wasn’t wearing her exquisite lucite heels, so she really could have been injured. Her powers weaken without them!

Here’s more of Shauna with her girls and MK’s rival in Beverly Hills yesterday. And how dare that security guard man stare at Shauna that way! He looks like he’s about to jump her! Look at him. He can’t help himself!

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