After a hard day of drug-running, car thefts, Ho Management, and beat downs even ms13 needs a Calgon Moment. – DebfrmHell
Jeez, you can’t find reliable help these days. I hired two men to lay tile in my bathroom and, instead, found them laying pipe – Euphoria
For the last time you fuckers, we’re conjoined! – Stoney
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