She HAS To Perform

August 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Brit Brit shot a promo for the MTV VMAs yesterday with host Russell Brand and some grouchy elephant. Yes, that elephant is grouchy! He’s been forced to hold his nose and breathe through his mouth, because Brit Brit cut one.

The promo was shot at Paramount Studios, the joint where this year’s awards is being held. A source told E!’s Marc Malkin about the promo, “It was mostly ad-libbed, with Russell asking her for advice about hosting the show. There’s also a 9,000-pound elephant in it, as in ‘the elephant in the room.‘ ”

It was smart of Brit Brit to do a promo with Russell. His lizard’s nest makes her weave look like it came directly from Rapunzel’s head.

MTV kept their traps shut about the possibility of Brit Brit presenting or possibly performing at this year’s awards show.

MTV needs to make this happen! She needs the chance to top last year’s Vicodin-induced masterpiece. I know she doesn’t have a new song or anything, but she could just perform “E-Mail My Heart” with dancing computers.

And you know Russell tried to hit that. He should’ve just told Brit Brit that his dick tastes like cheese. He wouldn’t be lying!

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