Princess Chunk Has A New Home!

August 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Princess Chunk, the abandoned fat pussy from New Jersey, has a new pot to shit in. I pity the fool who has to clean that pot. The 44lb pussy also got a clean bill of health from the vet. He doesn’t have a thyroid problem, but the vet suggested a new high-protein, low-carb diet for him. More beef for pussy!

Princess Chunk became a national superstar after he was found wandering the streets of New Jersey looking for a cow to eat or something. His owner abandoned his chunky ass, because she lost her home. She just couldn’t handle the chunk.

500 whores applied to be Princess Chunk’s new owner. The NYDN reports that the shelter chose a family that already has two cats. Are they BBPs (big beautiful pussies) too? If they aren’t, Princess Chunk is going to swallow those pussies whole. Pussy eating pussy.

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