Nikki Blonsky’s Daddy Is Staying In Jail

August 8, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s been over a week since the ho from “Hairspray,” her daddy, and Bianca from “ANTM” were arrested for beating each other down at an airport in Turks and Caicos. Nikki Blonsky and Bianca were released on bail shortly after their arrest. Carl Blonsky couldn’t come up with the $75,000 for his bail, so his ass stayed in jail. Nikki should have blackmailed John Travolta for the money. She must have some kind of juicy gay dirt on his bottom ass.

In a court hearing today, Carl said he needed to go back to the US because he has health issues he needs to take care. Basically, the judge told him “Bitch, sit down.” The judge thinks he’s a flight risk since he’s not from around those parts. Carl has to stay in jail until August 19, the start date of his trial. He faces up to five years in the chokey.

The woman Carl is accused of beating down, Bianca’s mother Elaine, was recently released from a hospital in Florida after five days in the ICU. She was airlifted there from the Caribbean. The prosecutor on the case said Elaine is still suffering from memory loss, insomnia, slurred speech and a broken nose. Carl’s lawyer accused Elaine of making her injuries seem bigger than what they really are. He thinks she’s trying to set up a lawsuit.

Where the hell is that lady from after-fight video? I need her to comment on this fuckery! Seriously, Carl told the court today that he has nerve damage in his arm. The “nerve damage” in his arm didn’t keep him from busting down on Elaine.

I doubt Elaine is lying about her injuries, but I wouldn’t blame her if she was. Whenever someone is threatening to kick my ass (which happens a lot), I think to myself, “Michael, if this bitch hits you, stumble to those stairs over there and throw yourself down them. If you live, you might get some major cash out of this.”


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