Jewel Got Hitched

August 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Jewel and her man of 10 years, Ty Murray, eloped to the Bahamas yesterday, so says People. She should have headed to the damn dentist instead and got that snagtooth situation worked out. I kid. I actually like homegirl’s bottle opener teefs.

Jewel’s spokesbitch said, “She wore a traditional wedding gown, while Ty wore his favorite blue jeans, white shirt and cowboy hat. The couple is very happy and look forward to enjoying their honeymoon.” He went on to say that when they kissed, Ty got stuck on Jewel’s snagtooth, so they had to go to the hospital.

These two are kind of a better looking Squinty Zellweger and Kenny Chesgay. And Squinty and Kenny eloped to the Caribbean too. Jewel and Ty are copy catters!

Since they eloped, does this mean she’s carrying a baby jewel in her belly? If she’s having a baby, she better name that kid after a gemstone! I like Tiger’s Eye the best.

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