Cops in St. Paul, MN were called to the scene of a vending-machine theft and it didn’t take them long to figure out who the hell did it. That’s because the dumb fucks left a trail of Cheeto dust from the vending machine to a nearby house.
Inside the house, they found the three teenage Cheeto thieves along with tons of bags of other chips and candies. Of course, they all denied it. You know their hands were covered in Cheeto jizz and they still looked at the cop and said, “It wasn’t me!” They were arrested.
Actually, Brit Brit would never let this happen. She’s a fucking pro! Those little boys are amateurs! She would have cleaned the scene of the crime with her tongue. Besides, there’s no way she could ever leave a trail of Cheeto dust. Cheeto dust follows her like a moth to a flame. You may think that’s fake tanning grease on her skin, it’s actually Cheeto dust that clings to her body every second of the day.
Brit Brit laughs at those little punks! And Cheesus is not amused.