Yeah, Sure, Whatever

August 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Sienna Miller’s friends say that her bulldozer of a vagina did not wreck Balthazar Getty’s home. Yes, we’ve heard this all before. They said she would have never started dating him if he was still with his wife, Rosetta.

When they first met, Balthazar had already split with Rosetta and he was sleeping on friends’ couches. Her friends told Page Six that the two dirty sluts are living together in Los Angeles and everyone knows about them. His family knows. Her family knows. There aren’t any secrets. Balthazar is only talking to his wife because he wants to see his kids.

One of her friends said, “It’s just annoying that all this misinformation is out there. He should’ve announced his separation a lot earlier than he did – she was always told he was separated. There’s no way she would ever get involved with another married man after Jude Law.

The Sun claims Sienna and Balthazar are shacking up at the Chateau Marmont, only a couple of miles from Rosetta and the children. Some nosy ho spotted Sienna screaming on the phone to someone about Balthazar. Nosy ho said, “She looked ragged. Her hair was a mess and she was chain-smoking. She was arguing on the phone, talking about her and Balthazar being caught together in Italy.”

Ragged? Messy hair? Chain-smoking? Was it cackling? Could’ve been a Trollsen.

And I wish Sienna would just stop with all the bullshit claims that she didn’t know anything! She needs to shout from the hills, “I’m a slut. I can’t help it. I go where my vagina takes me!”

Here’s Sienna and her smilin’ snatch walking the streets of Beverly Hills.

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