First of all, that cop is kind of hot. Second of all, where in the planet is Tommy Girl? Maybe he’s visiting his home planet. We’ve seen Stepford Katie’s every move, and now Suri, but where is Tommy?! That midget alien lives for this kind of attention. He’s probably healing from his anal rejuvenation surgery. It takes a few days to recuperate. Or so I’ve heard…..
Katie, sans her signature pegged jeans, took Suri to see “The Little Mermaid” on Broadway last night. You know that shit. The story of the cute mermaid girl who changes herself in order to live with some creepy prince in some fancy castle. Sound familiar?
Since we’re talking about The Little Mermaid, here’s my favorite part of the movie. The minister must have popped Viagra before the ceremony.