The Return Of Joyce McKinney?

August 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Yesterday’s Hot Slut of the Day, Bernann McKinney, might be crazier than we thought! Bernann has been in the spotlight for paying Korean scientists $50,000 to clone her dead dog Booger. Because she’s been on TV and shit, some people thought she looked almost exactly like a former Miss Wyoming who was involved in a bizarre sex scandal 30 years ago.

Could the crazy dog lady actually be Joyce McKinney, a woman accused of kidnapping and raping a Mormon man back in 1978?

Visit the Daily Mail to read the entire scandal known as “Mormon Sex Slave Case.” It’s a fucking long story. I’ll sum it up for you the best I can.

Basically, Joyce was accused of kidnapping and raping Kirk Anderson, a Mormon missionary, who she had a brief relationship with in the US. After their affair, Anderson escaped to England to get away from her crazy ass. Joyce and a friend named Keith May tracked him down in Surrey. They kidnapped him and then chained him to a bed using mink-cuffs. Joyce tried to get Anderson to agree to marry her, but he kept turning her ass down. That’s when she put on romantic music and forced him to do sex with her. This happened 3 times. Anderson finally agreed to marry her. When she loosened the cuffs, he escaped. Joyce and May were arrested.

It gets crazier! Joyce spent three months in prison. She was released on bail due to the fact that she’s a crazy bitch and her mental health was failing. Joyce and May used fake passports to flee to Canada. They disguised themselves as deaf mute mimes. At this point, the story was a worldwide sensation. The press found Joyce disguised as a nun in Atlanta. She decided to cash in on her fame by posing topless in men’s magazines. The authorities finally arrested her ass, but she was later released on bail.

She spent the next 5 years consumed in a world of drugs and prostitution. In 1984, she was arrested AGAIN after cops found her at the Salt Lake City Airport where Anderson worked. They found rope and handcuffs in her car. She never showed up to court and the case was dropped.

In the 1990s, Joyce was living in North Carolina. She had another run in with the law when she broke into a dog pound to rescue a dog. She really hasn’t been heard from since.

FUCK! I need two cocktails and a colonic after reading and writing that shit! Damn!

So….is Bernann McKinney really Joyce McKinney? Bernann denies that she is. When asked about it, she said, “That’s garbage, that’s rot!”

She totally is Joyce! I mean, the woman cloned her dead dog!!!! Crazy has been running through her veins for years. Below is a picture of Joyce McKinney. I mean, they do look the same.

And now I need a cigarette even though I don’t smoke.

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