The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for August 6th!

August 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Introducing the new and improved SuperSlut 2000!

It bakes, it shakes, it sucks cock like a pro!
The SuperSlut 2000 can even walk and chew gum at the same time! SuperSlut 2000 can fill all of you 2000 household needs! SuperSlut 2000 can take up the ass while screwing in a lightbulb! It can serve snacks for the SuperBowl, silently and ALWAYS with a big smile! What are you waiting for?! Get your SuperSlut 2000 today!

29.95 plus shipping and handling 🙂
(And a small donation to the Shauna Sand Centre for the Lucite impaired.) – angel_i


Ever since Janelle had developed her lazy eye, the pole just wasn’t bringing in the cash like it used to. She had to take side jobs to make ends meet. – Danalynn

Shauna Sand, “Empress of Lucite,” shows that she is the kind of whore that you can take home to your mother – Watty


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