Look! It’s the first picture of Sunday Roast! She looks just like a…..pillow? Not even a fluffy pillow! Nicky Kidman could have fluffed her up for her big debut in Australia!
Nicky and her frosty tipped husband arrived in Sydney yesterday to introduce their 1-month-old baby to family and friends. Apparently, the whores of the media have been creaming Vegemite over this. HA! Vegemite! My Australian friend haaaaates it when I make fun of Vegemite. It’s like sacred to her.
Nicky called into the Jackie O radio show this morning to talk about her beloved Sunday Roast. She said, “She looks like Keith. She’s got a little bit of hair. … It has a bit of a reddish tinge.” Keith added that she is “a bit of a mix of Nicole and me.” Okay, so she sort of looks this then?
She went on to say that they will be in Australia for the next four-weeks and she asked the media for “a little space so we can walk around Sydney and show the baby our town. Just a little bit because she’s tiny, she’s not a doll, she’s a real little thing. Just not right in our face or her face because it’s scary for her, she’s tiny. A tiny little thing.” Not a doll? A real thing? There’s no need to touch that one. It’s been touched and then some. And Sunday doesn’t give an eff about sightseeing! She just wants to fart and bathe in Vegemite in peace. Vegemite! Shit, I’m in trouble.
The paparazzi are apparently doing everything they can to get the first clear shot of Sunday. Nicky and Keith are expected to release one photo of Sunday for free. But the paps said the first shot could get around $5 million. You hear that? It’s Saint Angelina cackling on her throne. Her twin messiahs shit $5 million!
Here’s a few blurry pictures of the Botox Queen with Sunday Roast leaving her sister’s house.