Just Pretend Like You Care

August 7, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s that time again. Time for me to comment on Katie Holmes’ jeans and time for you to shout at your computer “JUST FUCKING STOP!” I’m not the only one who gives an eff, though! Reader sluts send me updates on how Katie is wearing her jeans today. Her jeans are becoming more famous than she is. They totally have their own MySpace page, I know it.

It looks like Katie decided to stop making the “tight-rolled” thing happen. But she’s still wearing the same tired Bugle Boy jeans! Katie’s stylist, Jeanne Yang, confirmed to UsWeekly that she IS wearing Tommy Girl’s Prps jeans. Those fugly jeans belong to Tommy?! Lie-telling! How is this fucking possible? They don’t look like they came from the big boy’s department. If they were Tommy’s jeans, she wouldn’t have to roll them. Fuck, they would look like shorts on her.

Oh Tommy Girl, I know you want the world to think you’re a big kid now. That’s sweet.

Here’s Stepford Katie going to rehearsal today. And those sneakers look like they came directly from the Scientology gift shop. They’re so culty-looking.

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