Joss Stone Ruined A Baptism!

August 7, 2008 / Posted by:

Joss “fucks for tracks” Stone pissed off her entire family when she showed up 30-minutes late to the baptism of her half-brother’s one-year-old son. They were waiting for her ass, because she was supposed to be the godmother.

She angered her family even more when she refused to read the church order of service and called them “old biddies” when they called her out on it. She’s so proper. I probably would have called them “a bunch of memaw cunts.”

Things turned violent when her half-brother, Daniel, started getting on her case. A witness to this amazing event said, “She was absolutely furious and they had a full-blown argument. They were screaming at each other and the next thing, Joss headbutted him. Other family members ran over to break it up and she stormed off. It turned from a nice family affair into a brawl between Joss and her brother. No one could believe it.”

Headbutted him?! Bitch is no joke. It was sort of smart of her to headbutt him. She didn’t want to ruin her nails. A swift kick to the corn nuts would’ve been better, but to each his own.

There’s really nothing like a good old-fashioned family brawl. I wish my baptism was like this. The most exciting thing that happened at my baptism was when I pissed myself during the mass. And no, my baptism was not last week! I know what you were thinking! I take pills for that now.


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