TMZ reports that the Empress of Lucite is officially without her emperor. Her divorce from that Romain Chavent dude was made final on Monday. REJOICE! My peen lips are singing Hallelujah!!
Being a gayelle is a major trend in Hollywood right now. That’s why I may have a chance with the most gorgeous creature in all the land. We’ll be like the new SamRo and HoHan with triple the elegance! I would even lick Shauna Sand’s precious pearl. I’m sure it tastes like fresh strawberries dipped in French champagne, and my tongue would turn into a diamond on contact.
I adore her so much that I would do sexy times with her exquisite lucite heels. WELL! Her exquisite lucite heels are iconic! It would be my doody (typo and it stays).