Afternoon Crumbs

Meet Miss Crustacean 2008! I think she was representing the State of Paris Hilton’s Snatch – Best Week Ever

It’s the right thing to do: LaDouche is off to the tank! – Hollywood Rag

Maddox spent his birthday go karting with Brad – Is that a cockatoo on his head? – Popsugar

Robert Downey Jr. on Rolling Stone – Lainey Gossip

Hermione Granger is in a bikini! – Egotastic!

Praise Cheesus! Brit Brit is wearing a bra (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Cupcakes in ice cream cones. What a beautiful thing – Cityrag

Kanye West: “Say no to the f-word” – Towleroad

Why is Kim Kardassian hiding the one thing she’s famous for? – Hollywood Tuna

Posh doesn’t realize that babies can also exit out of her vagina – IDLYITW

Keanu Reeves actually looks kind of clean. I said “kind of” – Just Jared