Would You Hit It?

August 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Here’s Josh Holloway from “Lost” with fakey tattoos on the set of some movie yesterday. No, it’s not “The KFed Story.” He’s doing some shit called “Stay Cool” with Winona Ryder. He better get an extra-secure safe for his trailer.

I don’t care if that ponytail was sticking out of his asshole, I’d still hit it. I’d hit it in the back, in the front, to the side, diagonal, upside down, topsy turvy, it doesn’t matter! I’d let that bitch go balls deep, balls in, whatever it takes. He could call me “Peaches” if he wanted to. Fuck, he could call me “Tina” too. Anything.

He could even bend you over the dining table, hit it from the back, and dust off your chandelier with that little ponytail. Two birds….

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