What About Lisa Garza?

August 6, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

This post is for the three of you out there that actually watched “The Next Food Network Star.” Aaron McCargo Jr. already won that shit. He beat out Adam Gertler and my personal favorite, Lisa Garza. Well, get this shit! The Food Network has also given Adam is own show. Fuck me with a crooked pork chop, because this isn’t right! Lisa is the true star. Nobody can squint their eyes like she can. And nobody can rock white anal beads the way she can! She also reminds me of Suri Cruise in 40 years.

Anyway, TVSquad reports that Adam’s caca fiesta called “Will Work for Food” will debut on September 30th. One of the HBIC of the Food Network said, “He earned millions of fans across the country, who have let us know that we have a second star in our midst. We feel this series is a perfect fit for his talents, letting him showcase his brand of humor while he works for food.”

Please, head whores of the Food Network! Hear my plea! Give that Star Trek-looking bitch her own show! The clip below can be her opening. “Welcome my friends to my beautifully basic buffeeeeeeet”

Thanks Ted in LA

Tags: I Don't Like Jokes, Reality TV

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