They Sort Of Make Sense

August 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Catherine Keener and Benicio Del Toro are licking each other’s no-no holes on the down low, so says OK! Magazine (via SP). Some ho watched the two act all couple-like will eating at the Green Door in Los Angeles last week.

The witness said, “He whispered into her ear, and she listened with rapt attention. He brushed his hand on her back. They had nice chemistry.” Rapt? Did Edgar Allan Poe rise from the dead to witness this shit?

I mean, if the word “rapt” is involved, they are obviously fucking. The last person I listened to “with rapt attention” ended up giving me a sorry case of crabs.

These two may seem a bit odd together, but they make sense to me. Isn’t Catherine best girlfriends with Brad Pitt? And Benicio sort of looks like Brad Pitt. If you take a shot of whiskey, squint your eyes, turn your head upside down, and play with yourself at the same time – he will look like Brad.

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