There’s No Place Like Home

August 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Yes, this is my ten millionth Katie Holmes post of the week and it’s only Wednesday. I can’t help that I’m obsessed with her jeans. Blame her. Stepford Katie looks so sad-like today. She should click her ruby slippers and pray to be taken back to her “Dawson’s Creek” days. I’ll even settle for her “First Daughter” days.

I think she finally listened to all of you, because she didn’t roll her jeans this afternoon. That doesn’t bother me. What’s bothering me is that she doesn’t have any other jeans. Can’t she ask Tommy Girl if she can borrow $20 from his lube fund to buy a new pair at the Goodwill. I hope she’s at least sticking those jeans in the freezer when she gets home.

The title of this post should really be “There’s no place like homo.” I’m sure Katie is thinking of Tommy Girl. She’s always thinkingof him. He’s programmed her that way.

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