The Silver Fox has once again taken out his claws and sunk them into White Oprah. It’s going to take weeeeks to get the grease out of his claws. As you know, Anderson Cooper basically called Ali Lohan an alleged 14-year-old who wants to be a striptease person on “Regis & Kelly” yesterday morning.
Well, Andy has kept the fun and games going. Last night, he responded to her response. He said that White Oprah probably didn’t see his comment live “because she was out clubbing and it’s on early in the morning. So she was probably just rollin’ home.” He went on to say that he “feels bad” for Ali Lohan, but that she shouldn’t be in a shitty reality show.
I just want to be put on a rubber suit and go silver diving into Andy’s pubic bush. I especially love it when he giggles like a Tickle Me Elmo doll.
This is White Oprah’s second chance to really come back with the statement of all statements! Or they can settle it the way I always like to settle things: CAGE FIGHT! White Oprah already comes oiled up. And I’m sure Andy already has the outfit.