Shia LaDouche may lose his pinky! The pinky is my favorite finger, so I’m sad to hear about this. His pinky looks fine in the picture, but maybe it’s sad on the inside. Weepy pinky.
A source on the set of the next “Transformers” movie told Star Magazine that Shia told the producers his doctors may have to cut off his left pinky due to the injuries he suffered from his drunken car accident last month.
The source also said, “It’s really thrown the movie into turmoil.” Why? Did they plan up-close shots of his left pinky?
That totally sucks for him. The pinky is a wonderful finger. It’s also the gayest finger, which makes it the fanciest finger, which makes it the best. He’ll have to drink tea with his right hand. He’ll have to pinky swear with his right hand too. And it’s one of the skinniest things on our body. Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies.