Tito Ortiz, we already know how big it is. You don’t have to show us. And it’s not something you should be proud of.
Don’t ask me how this happened, but Jenna Jameson might be pre…preg…pregnant. I can’t even type that out. There have been rumors that Jenna is knocked up after she announced her retirement from porn earlier this year.
A source told Page Six, “She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything. She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.”
How did they manage that? I’m convinced Baby Huey has roly poly dick and we already know Jenna’s coochie played the bat cave in “Batman Begins.” You know when he sticks it in, he hears an echo.
And I’m not sure these two should combine genes. She’s going to pop out a really skank duck who will never figure out the answer to 2 + 2. The answer is 4, right?