And we’re off! Michael Lohan, being the publicity hungry attention whore that he is, has issued his own statement to Access Hollywood regarding Anderson Cooper’s comments about Ali Lohan looking like a 60-year-old. Click here to get the whole run down if you have no idea what’s going on. Well, have a drink and an Oreo first.
Michael removed his head out of his loosey goosey ass (he was in prison) long enought to say, “I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself. He is the last person to judge anyone, when he and his own family have their own issues.” Don’t worry his head went right back in after he issued this statement.
Let’s see, White Oprah whores out her family on reality television and we’re not allowed to have opinions about it? Michael needs to wipe the coke from the mirror and take a good look. He’s probably creaming in his dad jeans at all the attention his family is getting over this shit.
Will Anderson Cooper please enlighten us with more of his bitchy words of wisdom? I await his guidance.
P.S. – Am I the only one that secretly wants to see Andy and Michael Lohan make out? Ugh. I feel so dirty and dark-sided. I need a cold shower.