Damn, They Really Want To Hear What The Troll Has To Say

August 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Mary-Kate Olsen has already issued a statement through her lawyer claiming she doesn’t know anything about Heath Ledger’s death. The feds still really want to talk to her. They apparently want to know how Heath got a hold of OxyContin and they think the troll knows.

Access Hollywood (via MSNBC) reports that a subpoena has been issued forcing the troll to testify in front of a grand jury.

Before the subpoena was issued, MK agreed to talk to the feds if they gave her ass immunity. A lawyer not connected to the case said that really doesn’t mean anything. The lawyer-type said, “It may not mean anything other than she’s getting good legal advice. You don’t know what the DEA may suspect in this case and I think it’s a cautious way to proceed. I think it would be wrong to assume she’s done something criminal simply because she’s invoking her Fifth Amendment against self-incrimination.

Maybe MK is some sort of evil troll drug lord. I mean, why does she have to hide? Just testify and get it over with! The troll should drag her booster seat over to the court, get on the stand and just answer “You got it dude!” to every question that gets thrown at her.

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