Cindy McCain For Miss Buffalo Chip!

August 6, 2008 / Posted by:

Speaking of creepy robot ladies… Cindy McCain joined her husband at the Sturgis bike really in South Dakota yesterday. During his speech, John McCain pimped out his wife by encouraging her to take part in the rally’s beauty pageant. It’s not so much as a beauty pageant as it is a group of biker chicks dancing on bars and taking off their tops and bottoms. I’m surprised he didn’t turn to Cindy and say, “Take off your top, woman! And when you’re done with that. Go make my supper and iron my clothes!”

John told the crowd, “I was looking at the Sturgis schedule, and noticed that you had a beauty pageant, so I encouraged Cindy to compete. I told her that with a little luck, she could be the only woman to serve as both the First Lady and Miss Buffalo Chip!” Miss Buffalo Chip sounds like Miss Buffalo Shit. Classy.

The bikers probably shouted, “Hell yes! SHOW US YOUR PILLS!

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