They Forgot The Sauce!

August 5, 2008 / Posted by:

42-year-old Reginald Peterson of Jacksonville, FL had an extremely valid reason for calling 911. He called them because the dumb bitches at Subway got his sandwich wrong! Finally! Someone has stood up and done something about the injustice that’s going on at Subway!

He told police that his sammy “did not include ‘everything’ as he had requested.” He told the police that they “could have his sandwich made to his specifications.”

Reginald claimed the sauce in his Spicy Italian sandwich was left out. He called 911 twice. Once to complain about the sandwich, and a second time to complain about the officers taking so long. This man is amazing.

The whores at Subway told police that he flipped out and started screaming at everyone because they couldn’t get his sammy right. They locked him out of the store after he went to call 911.

When the police got there, they tried to calm him down, but that didn’t really work out. He just wanted his damn sauce! Reginald was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of placing false 911 calls.

I don’t blame him. I’d be pissed off too if I got an Italian foot-long without the sauce. Although, I’m not talking about a sandwich.

Seriously, it’s not completely his fault. The little voices in his head kept telling him that he deserved the damn sauce!


Thanks Lex

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