That’s It?!

August 5, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

White Oprah has already responded to Anderson Cooper’s comments about 45-year-old Ali Lohan on “Regis & Kelly” this morning.

Mah Boo Andy spoke the truth when he said, “Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, I don’t know.” Striptease person! That sounds so respectable. I’m going to tell all my stripper friends to refer to themselves as a “striptease person.”

I couldn’t wait to read one of White Oprah’s epic statements in response to the Silver Fox. Seriously, I was expecting her to call him a “stupid nancy boy meanie” or something! But this is all she said to OK! Magazine, “People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him.”

Huh? Karma? The best she could do is pull a Sharon Stone? Did White Oprah knock her head on the coke plate or something? This is not like her. Hopefully, this is just a tiny preview on what’s to come tomorrow.

And what’s cruel is the fact that she’s whoring out her “allegedly 14-year-old” no talent daughter.

Tags: White Oprah

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