Tastes Like Chicken

August 5, 2008 / Posted by:

Peta’s favorite whore, Pamela Anderson, visited a KFC in Vancouver yesterday to eat one of their sandwiches. KFC Canada has introduced a fake chicken sammy that’s mostly made out of soy. That shit isn’t completely vegetarian because they are fried in the same oil as real chicken pieces. That’s probably why it sort of tastes like chicken.

Pamela is also queefing over the fact that KFC Canada has promised to treat their chickens humanely. Pammy said, “It’s very Canadian of them. Very forward thinking. I’m very proud Canada KFC was the first to do it. Hopefully everyone else follows suit.

Please tell me this was all a prank pulled by KFC! Please tell me Pamela Anderson is sinking her skank teeth into a real fucking chicken. This is the only time I pray for Ashton Kutcher to pop out and tell that bitch she’s just been punk’d.

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