Reunited And It Feels So Skanky

August 5, 2008 / Posted by:

You can’t keep a good homewrecker down for long! Sienna Miller has wrapped her vagina lips around Balthazar Getty and she’s not letting go. Balthazar reportedly went back to his wifey this past weekend to try and work things out for the sake of the kids. A “heartbroken” Sienna fled to the Caribbean to find comfort in the arms of her daddy. Yeah, right. She just went to get some of the “good shit” you can only find in the Caribbean.

Things are back to normal for the two skanks. They were spotted kissing outside of a Ralph’s grocery store in Malibu, CA on Sunday afternoon. Some nosy bitch said Sienna was waiting for him in a car. Balthazar peddled up on a bike and the two kissed. The source told The Sun, “He looked nervy and rode off. He came back later but it was like something out of a Carry On film.

Sienna loves this dramatic shit. She probably creams her panties every time she calls his house and his wife answers. She breaths all heavy into the phone and his wife says, “Who is this?! Say something you stupid whore! I know it’s you! Never call her again!” Sienna jacks off to that shit.

Sienna should just call my mom instead. For some reason, my mom says that same thing to me every time I call her. She even says it when I say “Mom! It’s me!” Yeah, I don’t know what her problem is.

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