Jenni Pulos Is July’s Hot Slut Of The Month!
Jeff Lewis‘ main bitch for the win! Jenni Pulos beat out Tempest Storm, Irv Richards and Marilyn to win July’s Hot Slut of the Month! Thanks to all you whores who voted and NO THANKS to the bitches who didn’t.
It just so happens that tonight is the season finale of “Flipping Out.” This show better come back for a third season or I’ll fuck up Jeff’s coffee order and you know how feels about that.
My TV has been on the fritz, so I haven’t been able to get in my 3-4 hours of reality TV. I’ve been forced to read a book at night. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS FUCKERY? Me reading a damn book? Don’t imagine that. It’s not something your brain needs to process right now. Hopefully my shit is working tonight or else I just might have to come over one of your houses and you don’t want that. I will fuck up your toilet. It’s Taco Bell night.