What Does The Troll Know?

August 4, 2008 / Posted by:

This pic is too fucking much. Arthur the Aardvark glasses AND she’s saying “prune“? She needs to go in a dark corner and finish feasting on her meal of wet crackers and spider legs. Ho, sit down!

The New York Post reports that Mary-Kate Olsen has refused to talk to the feds about Heath Ledger’s death unless they grant her immunity. Someone has been watching Law & Order

MK’s masseuse was one of the first people to find Heath. She immediately called MK. Instead of calling 911, MK sent her bodyguards over to Heath’s apartment.

A source said that the feds have already interviewed everyone from Heath’s doctors and housekeepers to Michelle Williams. MK is the only one who is refusing to talk to them. The feds want to know where Heath got a hold of OxyContin. All the other drugs found in his system were legally obtained using prescriptions from his doctors. The source said, “Did it come from a dealer, from a friend? If he had a bottle from a friend, was it taken by someone else before police responded? That is what is trying to be determined.

Federal officials might try and get a grand-jury subpoena to get the troll to talk.

You can go to jail for giving someone OxyContin? I mean, that’s the only reason MK would ask for immunity, right? She gave Heath OxyContin and she thinks she’s too precious for the chokey. She has nothing to be worried about. Celebrities hardly go to jail. Besides, even if she did go to prison, she’s small enough to escape through a hole in the wall or squeeze herself through the bars. If that doesn’t work, she can get her woodland creature friends to bust her out.

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