What Did Stepford Katie Wear To Rehearsal Yesterday?

August 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Yup, here’s another post featuring the saddest robot in the world, Katie Holmes, going to rehearsal in NYC yesterday. Isn’t this exciting? Unfortunately, she’s not wearing my favorite pegged jeans. Instead, she put on this depressing ensemble.

Bitch looks like she should be down at the river scrubbing Tommy Girls’ skidmarks out of his silky panties. If this doesn’t say “laundry maid,” I don’t know what does.

Can’t wait to see what the robot wears today! Maybe she’ll shock us all by actually looking hot. I’ll seriously eat a healthy salad for lunch if she pulls that off. And salad makes me dry heave. I can only eat that shit if it’s covered in blue cheese dressing, shredded cheddar cheese, Bacos and Gardetto’s snack mix.

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