That Can’t Be Healthy

August 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Vadge, please take a hard look at these pictures. If you don’t stop, this is what your arms could look like. Actually, her arms sort of do look like that.

Seriously, what in roid hell is going on with Sly Stallone’s arms and legs? Just looking at these pictures makes my own veins all tingly. If you touched one of his veins, it would touch you back.

Imagine what his veiny dick looks like. Ribbed for your pleasure. A bitch could lose a tooth or three from sucking on his roid stick. His pulsating veins would knock em right out. You’d have to wear a fucking mouth guard.

Here’s more of the always sexy Sly with his family in Ibizia. And just for the record, I’d hit it.

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