When I first saw these pictures of Covergirl Zac Efron and Gossip Girl Chace Crawford, I immediately asked, “Who’s the top and who’s the bottom?” That’s a dumb dumb question, because obviously they’re both bossy bottoms. They’re both probably thinking, “What the hell am I going to do with this bitch?” Well, their ass lips can kiss and they can lick each other’s chodes, but that’s about it. Or they can just do each other’s hair. Yeah, these two don’t belong together. It would only end in a cat fight and Zac getting his make-up smeared. That wouldn’t be nice.
And is that chest hair I see on Chace?! I didn’t even know that was possible. That’s probably a weave. A chest merkin.
Here’s more of Zac, Chace and something called a Vanessa Hudgens at the Teen Choice Awards last night.