Saint Shauna Sand

August 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Holy fuck! An Empress of Lucite post directly following a Chicken Cutlet post! If only I had new pictures of Rojo Caliente. That would complete the triangle and Dlisted would explode. Or maybe I would explode? Not sure.

I know what you’re thinking, but Shauna Sand meant to dress like a hooker hobo. If she doesn’t try and cover up her extreme beauty, hundreds of men would instantly recognize her and beg for her hand in marriage. They would immediately commit suicide once she denied them. Shauna is saving lives by dressing like this. The woman is a saint.

She doesn’t fool me. I still see the most elegant woman in the world underneath those rags.

And I also just realized why I adore her exquisite lucite heels so much. It’s because they make her look like she’s floating above the ground, like the beautiful angel she is.

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