My Dreamboat Almost Sank!

August 4, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

We almost lost of one of the greatest crackheads of our time! Dreamboat Doherty played the Live at Loch Lomond festival in Scotland this past Saturday. After his performance, Dreamy and a few friends took a row boat out to get to a VIP area. The Sun reports that when they were about 30 meters from safety, their boat sprang a leak and they all almost died! Luckily, they were pulled to safety.

Dreamy’s manager, who was also in the boat, said, “We lost an oar and sprang a leak. It was freezing and we had a laugh, but it would not have been funny if someone died.” It probably would have been funny to those crackheads if someone died, because crackies find everything hilarious.

Hey, at least Dreamy got a bath. Unfortunately, that’s bad news for the lake creatures who were probably smothered by Dreamy’s stank. They are also going to have to close down that lake and declare it a toxic waste zone.

Tags: I Don't Like Jokes, Pete Doherty

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