Who Is July’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
August 3, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Please take time out from giving yourself oxygen after looking at Brangelina’s twin messiahs (see below) to vote for July’s Hot Slut of the Month! You have five hot sluts to choose from! We’ve got everything from a patient pepaw to a memaw stripper! Here are your choices:
Irv Richards – Father of Denise Richards and probably the most patient bitch on this planet
Tempest Storm – 80-year-old burlesque star and Phoebe Price’s long-lost sister
Marilyn – He-she pop singer from the 80s who should have had Boy George’s career
Jenni Pulos – Assistant to Jeff Lewis and probably the second most patient bitch on this planet
Voting is in the right sidebar. The winning hot slut will be announced on Tuesday. Happy voting!
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